GP

GOLDEN PUSSY, THAT GOOD GOOD, YA KNOW THE BEST PUSSY YA EVER HAD! :-)

-Damn baby, I swear u got that GP!-

Guy_Come on girl give me some...

Girl_nah I'm good, not in the mood.

Guy_come on u know u want this I rock ur world... plus ur the one of the best I have had!

Girl_ hahaha! One of the best? Dick Please I know I got that GP!

Ghost

To abruptly vanish from an awkward or sketchy situation.

He said he would be right back, man, I gave him $100. How long has it been?

20 min. Hope he didn't rip u off, homie

The FuckLet drive around the projects to find him! I don't see him, its dark.

Damn nigga he done got ghost!

babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

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sandman hump

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"

Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!