straight edge

i love alchohol,cigarettes,drugs and sex woohoo!!!!

woohhooo why kead a borring life when it could be fun and sexual

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Led Zeppelin

THE BEST BAND EVER!! This awesome late 60's early 70's group consists of Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham. They did a bunch of really famous songs like "Stairway to Heaven", "Gallows Pole" and "Kashmire" , to name just a few. Jimmy Page, the guitarist is the best guitarist ever to exist.. AND I MEAN EVER!

Hippie #1: "Hey dude I got these Led Zep tickets.. For the Song Remains the Same Concert."

Hippie #2: "Right on, dude. I dig it."

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Lemke

Former second baseman Mark Lemke of the Atlanta Braves, 1988-1997. On the 1995 World Series Champion team. Also referenced numerous times on HomestarRunner.com

Lemke was a man....uh.....he was a short man!.....err......maybe he was just short......but he was still LEM-KE!!!!!!!!!

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parama

the last name of a very sexy lady.
to be the hottest one on the block.
to like the playboy bunny but not be a slut.
a very classy hot mother (but not have any childern)

boy: oh damm your a parama!!
girl: thank you!

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Billie Joe Armstrong

The lead singer/guitarist of Green Day. Has been known to cuss a lot and expose himself in front of thousands of people.

"All hail Billie Joe Armstrong, the defintion of SEXY"

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poop

The disgusting stuff that comes out of yours ass when you push. It is also eaten by cockroaches. Occasionally little kids eat their own poop.

Mommy: "Billy did you just eat your own poop?"
Billy: "Yes."
Mommy: "Oh."

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false flagging

deliberately wearing the wrong gang colors

He got caught false flagging and they killed him.

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