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Chiranjeev

A man of many talents, seducer of women, lover of men. The amount of pussy he attracts is only rivalled to that of Yoen. The amount of pleasure one individual can bring to the table has been unmasked in the brown boi field. Once said to be able to tame that of the mythical beasts of IB, also known as "Brown Girl Squad". Legend says that words expressed by Chiranjeev were able to move legs of millions, creating waves that would flood bedrooms for generations to come. The damage done to individuals might leave them in pain for weeks or possibly even months, both emotional and physical respectively.

Y: Yo did you see Shubh pull up to the shordies?
J: Yeah but I already bagged them quicktimes.
Y: Oh, I mean the guy had a chance but he's not Chiranjeev.
J: Capped but styll

by YOON MCGOON October 24, 2019

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Albert

Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.

A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.

by YOON MCGOON November 25, 2019