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jarhibble

A 'pataphysical term used to describe the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge, "in tibia mori" as opposed to "a priori deii".

BAMPSON : "Smenderpine! I think i'm experiencing the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge"
SMENDERPINE: "In tibia mori?"
BAMPSON: "Yeah"
SMENDERPINE: "oh, you mean jarhibble"

by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED February 16, 2024


armput

An armput is when an input does not work for your computer and may lead to technical capabilities in the form of armpit hair clogging up your mouse pad or other devices

oh gertrude it would appear my computer has had an armput

by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED October 8, 2022


jarhabble

A 'pataphysical term used to describe the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge, "a priori deii" as opposed to "in tibia mori".

RHOMBURY: "Julia! I think i'm experiencing the effects of, or rather the vacuum left by, a juxtapositronic malconceptualienation upon its metacultural egress from a subtransgressive post-populistic societal discharge"
JULIA: "In tibia mori?"
RHOMBURY: "No, a priori deii"
JULIA: "oh, you mean jarhabble"

by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED February 16, 2024


flenge

for every day of your life, for every time you sin, for every moment of bliss and every moment of pain, flenge is there. when you act from love, or from rage, when you look to Allah, or when you look to darkness, flenge flows through you and everyone you know. when the people have been through too much and seen too many of their own crushed under the boots of the oppressor and rise up in the name of liberty and justice and a dream of utopia, and, yea, when hatred spreads through the crowd, and whispers become poisoned knives, and dictators rule with a fist forged from the worst of a man's heart, the stones and the rivers and the trees will sing of flenge. flenge was here before and will be here long, long after.

FLENGE

...for those oh-so-flenge moments.

"Damien! DAMIEN! come back here right now! oh my f***ing god! why are you so flenge?!"

by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED October 8, 2022