Bert

A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass

Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me

Ice the Toboggan

"Ice the Toboggan / Icing the Toboggan" is Canadian slang for the act of getting slightly high to prepare yourself for taking a huge drag from a joint, vape, bong, etc. The intent being to make the drag hurt less and/or make the high ramp up more smoothly.

"Hey bro, can I take a hit of your joint? I want to Ice the Toboggan before I take a huge drag from this one I'm about to roll"

Lincoln

A mid sized town in cali next to sacramento full of rednecks, jesus freaks, illegal mexicans, and just general idiots. with nothing to do......um yeah.

me: i hate Lincoln

you: yeah

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