buttduck

the sound produced by air rushing past an anus resembling the sound of a duck.

everytime I eat beans, I swear there is a buttduck in my jeans.

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America's team

The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films

Is America's team going to the Superbowl again, damn I wish my team was like them.

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hotch

ho + bitch = hotch

white girl:what a bitch.
asian girl:she is a whore.
back girl: dat gurl is a HOTCH!

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agent orange

a central character in the Questin Tarentino movie "Reservoir Dogs." Agen Orange is, in fact, a polic infomrant on the diamond that the plot revolves around, and is ironically shot by police fire and dies in a warehouse.

That dude in Reservoir Dogs.

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burn rope

To smoke marijuana.

Man, it smells like the next door neighbor is burning rope again!

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sad kids

goths. pathetic little bastards in black clothes, black makeup, and black hair, whining and bitching about how painful their lives are and how horrible the world is. Typically fans of the Cure.

Dude, let's go to Hot Topic and make fun of the sad kids!

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Magic stick

A sex toy, that is the model of 50 cents real dick. Is battery operated and Water proof

He said this on shade 45 on sirius radio

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