blasted

slammed with a cock and or fingers to the point of pain.

man you got so blasted last night it wasnt even funny!

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Poopy McFunpants

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of a bottle of Smirnoff Ice with a shot of grenadine syrup.

Kenan, I'll have another Poopy McFunpants.

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aneros

Device for stimulating a man's prostate gland

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assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

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walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

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vagiiiina

some of them are hairy
some of them are bald
all of them are scary
and this is what they're called...

VAGIIIiIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

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