background props

also BGP; placing oneself in the background of another person's picture (could be stranger or a friend), usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer

Who is that guy getting his BGPs in all of my pictures?

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great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. Then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your penis in her ass. Then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was up her ass when i pulled a great escape on her.

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great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

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Flip a Bitch

Flipping a bitch is making an illeagal U-turn, usually done in the middle of a street or over a double line. Often times resulting in your passengers freaking out or shitting their pants.

"When she flipped the bitch I almost shit my pants"
"Just flip a bitch, there's no cops"

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fighter hayabusa

A stupid immature moron who can't think of anything intelligent to put for a definition.

"Oh man, you know that faggot fighter hayabusa, man he sucks testicles!

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PokerStars

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.

I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.

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stinkfat

To live like a big fat stinkin rich fuck

"I roll up all of this ike cash like im a fuckin stinkfat"-MC Juan Valdez

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