V card

"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.

"I still hold the V card"

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g7

Fag, way cool armos call people gay on the low...g-yot ...g as in the letter g in english and yot as in the nummber seven in armenian...when u sound it it it giyot...meaning fag in armenian... G7 BRO!

Girl 1: Dude look at that parskahye...hes so hot but his jeans are really ass tight
Girl 2: gggggggg 7!!!!

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goldenshower

the act of shooting out a yellow substance out of the private area out on to someone. mainly done by some sick motherfucka.

man i was having such good sex that i just couldnt reach the bathroom so when i stood up out it went.

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corn smoker

When ones penis is bigger in width than in length, usually pertaining to a tapered effect.

"Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!! Did you see that guys corn smoker????!!??!"

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Cats Are Cocks

A song sung by a dog in the Osbournes Christmas Special. (Triumph The Dog)

Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are
Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thingle

a gay gay word

"I use the word thingle, because i think it makes me sound gangsTER."

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yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

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