skidmarks

encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.

his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.

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70's bush

wild, overgrown, ungroomed pubic hair

I ain't going down on her anymore without a Dustbuster. Last time I did, I was hocking up hairballs for a week, cuz she's got 70's bush.

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the coco steps

"the coco steps" are the steps of a prude person, or coco. 1st base is saying "hi", second base is touching someone anywhere with cloths on, third base is touching someones face, a homerun is holding hands, and getting a hug is a walk off grand slam.

dude i got to 1st with my mom the other day!

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amalgamate

to unite in or as if in an amalgam; especially : to merge into a single body

I'm gonna amalgamate with jerry tonight!

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Hizza

Referring to a hizzo (otherwise known as ho), and or a flock of hizzos.

1) Deanne is a hizza.
2) Deanne hangs out with a hizza group.

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background props

also BGP; placing oneself in the background of another person's picture (could be stranger or a friend), usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer

Who is that guy getting his BGPs in all of my pictures?

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great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. Then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your penis in her ass. Then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was up her ass when i pulled a great escape on her.

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