Parisi-ing

Persistence. When turned down by a female or male, but one does not give in, instead, persists in their adventure. Thy shall not give up.

“Bro she got a boyfriend, but that ain’t gonna stop me. Persistence is key.”
“Ah yes, embrace your inner Parisi-ing. It shall turn out well for you, as it did the patient zero of Parisi-ing.”

Sexercise

When one performs an exercise such as push ups, crunches, bicep curls, etc. mid-sexual intercourse.
Approved by Jeff Cavaliere from Athleanx.com

Aron: “Bro last night I started doing push ups on this chicks back fucking her doggystyle lmao.”
Oren: “Ah yes, Sexercise.”

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “So what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “Brooo last night I laid several baguette pounders on this French girl. ‘Oui Oui,’ she exclaimed.

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “Aye Bro what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “AYO I was laying in several baguette pounders on this French chick. ‘Oui! Oui,’ she exclaimed.”

Incestigator

A private investigator for incest.

Guy: “No!! Mister! I think my sister and brother are fucking!”
Incestigator: “Ah fuck, not again. I’m putting a bloody stop to this.”

Sloppy Enchilada

The act of performing cunnilingus whilst wearing a poncho.

Luca: “Aye bro, how was last night?”

Aron: “Amazing bro! I ate this chick out whilst wearing her friend’s poncho.”

Luca: “Ah yes, the ol’ Sloppy Enchilada.”