vespucci coochie

n.

a derogatory term for coochie that you never experienced before, or rather one that not only feels like it’s tailored leather straight from italy, but rather smelling as good as a splash from victoria’s secret or bath & body works; california pussy

damn....
that bitch got some vespucci coochie

nah he tweakin

1) “Nah he/she tweakin” A phrase that constitutes the way the guy/girl is acting; Acting in a way that isn’t normal; Often a substitute for “bugged out”; Search up tweaking for a better definition cause im not that good at defining things
2) A stupid trend that sparked so fast that it made me wish it was still yesterday. the fact that you searched it up for this reason means that youre part of this plague that has spread faster than Lana Rhoades’s legs.

this shit is worse than “i forgor 💀”
ill never understand why this stupid phrase got popular in less than a day. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD

1) Person 1: “Uh…dude your friend has been acting strange lately…you think she’s doing ok?”Person 2: “Nah she just tweakin. She’ll be alright tomorrow don’t worry about it.”
2) Person 1: *literally says anything*
A fucking degenerate “Comedian”(Person 2):
“nAh He tWeAkiN!”

2👍 1👎

swamp force

v.

1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon

2. a woman that got shrek dick

not hulk

but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor

1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.

2. i got dicked down via swamp force

Depingaphobia

The fear of Cubans

Guy 1: Are you okay? You seem to be distressed or something man.
Guy 2: Yea man… can we leave this bakery? I just have MASSIVE depingaphobia bro.

Tequila

The name of a stupid, white and fat little puppy mutt. She lives in New York and likes to do stuff like break into the owner's house and farts on your mom

Tequila you're such a little ballerina baby girl :)

culoombo

im afucking idiot

culoombo!