bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online

Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks

Jokeocide

Abusing a joke so much that it becomes completely unfunny anymore and dead

Used to love a good mum joke, until Cam pulled a complete jokeocide on it