Bitch Button

The ignore button that gets pushed by your angry ex when you are blowing up their phone realizing how damn stupid and CLUELESS you really are when you try to holler at her friends,don't be a jackass!

Andy:Is that CLUELESS bastard still blowin up your phone?
Khristina:Uh,definitely,I'm so pushing the bitch button
Andy:hells yeah,that's what his dumbass gets

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Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

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Scotch Watch

the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch

Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway

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Collateral Fiend

a fiend that needs to get high, but may have no money, although owes collateral just to get a quick buzz.

Harry: Yo Dawg, I will let you borrow my broken watch, my cassette tape player and my last loaf of bread so I can get some rock!
Pusherman:damn you Collateral Fiend, gimme your bread and some stuff to make a sandwich and you got a deal!
Harry: sounds good, I'll be right back!

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Straight As An Arrow

a phrase used to describe the straightness of a guy that is nowhere near gay or to be "straight" on a situation.

Greg: you wanna smoke some of this crack?
Larry: Definitely not cuz, I'm straight as an arrow
Greg: arite, well wanna make out with me?
Larry: DUDE!, what did I just say?!, that term can be used both ways, I am good!
Greg: I go both ways
Larry: you're fuckin weird, why am I even hanging out with you?

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Slimfast Wallet

complete opposite of a fat wallet, a slimfast wallet is very slim or completely empty, not a good sign for the chicks.

Will: going out tonight with some girls, you down?
Steve: nah, cant, I got a Slimfast Wallet today
Will:you broke bastard!

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Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

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