the cheap ass candy you can buy at a value price due to our struggling economy, not full priced, but a value discount, a must have.
Andy- man, I got a buck left and I am hungry!!!
Mike- get some recession candy
Andy- you're right, they are only 69 cents!
Mike- perfect for yo broke ass!
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The quick decision you make when you know that
you should quit an addiction although you relapse quickly and proceed to quit immediately
thereafter, when in conclusion, you make no damn sense!
Andy: man, I wanna smoke that, but I know that's just a Be Back Relapse.
Mike:Yeah, but we're gonna quit anyway.
Andy: Honestly dude, how long we been sayin' that?
Mike:quite a long time
Andy: No comment.
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a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.
Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!
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slang term used to ask how someone is or how they are doing, plus a new way to greet someone.
Andy:Whats Buzzin Cousin?
Brett:Not shit, you?
Andy: I'm good, and it's ironic how you are my cousin
Brett: you are right, that is pretty crazy
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the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.
Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!
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the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.
Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!
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