Dog lover

1) Someone who has pretty much no friends and all his relationships are most likely fake and people only hang out with them because they feel bad. Becuase of this they have developed a very strong relationship with their dog, to the point where most would assume that they fuck the dog

2) Someone who hates humanity and views them as scum of the earth. Due to this, they have a very high relationship with their dog and pretty much will only hang out with their dog or sometimes dogs. (Yes many would have loads of dogs)

3) Someone who is obsessed with dogs to the point that they proper full on make out with dogs and probably fuck them too

Person a. Are you going to Tyrone's birthday party
Person b. Even though I dont like him at all, I'll still go. He such a dog lover, I'm only going g cause I feel bad for him
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Person 1. Oh my god, I walked in on Conor other say and he was fucking his retriever
Person 2. I never knew that, he is such a fucking dog lover
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