Vacuum Cleaner

Something to clean dust with or for pleasure if you enjoy the ultimate sucking experience

Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?

Son: I’m busy using it!

Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!

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Anal transfer

The act of having sexual acts with someone, to which after putting the full depth penis in the rectum, insert into your partners mouth for a safe taste of their own rectum.

Guy: Are you ready for the anal transfer?

Girl: im sorry what?

Guy: the anal transfer.

Girl: alright...

—Ten Minutes Later—

Guy: Transaction complete.