Daddyitus

A mental illness where one begins to act more like a father. Most notable telling dad jokes

Person 1: Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans.
Person 2: What’s wrong with you? You must have daddyitus.

cable box

Used in reference to either the vaginal or anal areas when discussing sexual actions.

“Fuck me in the cable box.”

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