Seagae

The holy combination of Seaweed and Algae. According to the ancient Mesopotamian scripts, it has been said that consuming Seagae will allow you to gain increase strength, vision and your own lifespan. But be warned, no one is certain of the possible side effects of consuming Seagae.

I just ate some Seagae, and now I can lift a Bus! Wait a minute…am I growing a tail?!

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Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

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Lima Soy

The unholy combination of Lima Beans and Soy Sauce. There has only been 15 instances of individuals eating Lima Soy…Sadly they all perished.

I just ate Lima Soy…I now have COVID-19

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