Asshole

A person who can't stay quiet and has to yell out your name to your crush to expose you to the whole class while you're trying to hide your shameful boner.

"What an asshole"

Chad

You.

You are a chad.

I know you are having a rough day, Chad, but whatever you are facing at the moment, just know that you are doing well and I am proud of you. But never give up, you'll eventually pull through.