Ryan

There are only 2 types of Ryan in the world...
1. Very focused on succes... works tirlessly to achieve his goals, often disregarding his social life to do so. Overall awkward and uncomfortable around girls although most girls love him as a friend. Not very fun around the boys. Total prude.
2. Has been snorting cocaine from the homies’ ass cracks since he was about 5. Attractive as all hell

1. Do we have to invite Ryan
2. Ryan ODed

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