bubbly fish

The goldfish with the bubble cheeks that you've probably always wanted to poke to see if the cheeks will pop.

p1-"Do you remember those fish at pet smart from when we were like 5?"
p2-"you mean the bubbly fish? i always wanted to buy one just to poke it."
p3- "I believe they're called bubble eye goldfish"
p1&2-"your no fun..."

Brain Soap

Soap used for cleansing the brain of a disturbing image or words that just wont leave.

Can also be spelled without a space, as Brainsoap

"I think i need some serious brain soap after seeing that"

p1-"That image is now forever burned into my retinas... "
p2-"Not with brain soap!" *hands brain soap*
p1-"ahh brain soap"
p2-"so what was that image?"
p1-"what image??"

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