walkashame

Terrible song by Meghan Trainor, describing the time when she had a retard moment and put her fucking pants on inside-out because 'she couldn't see'. It is supposedly about the Walk of Shame, but seeing as how Meghan is, in reality, a whale, and whales cannot walk, it is impossible for her to have engaged in this demeaning activity.

Bob: "Oooh, it's the walkashameeeee!!"
Jim: Fuck off! I don't want to hear that garbage! This is why your wife left you.

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Lips are Movin'

Terrible song by Meghan Trainor about how she is dumping her gift-giving, sweet-talking boyfriend when the only thing she brings to the table is "bass", a nice word for fatness.

Bob: Hey, have you heard the great new song 'Lips are Movin'?
Jim: Get your fucking life together! I'd rather listen to my own mother getting stabbed than Meghan Trainor.

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