White stork

The white stork is a large bird in the stork family, Ciconiidae. Its plumage is mainly white, with black on the bird's wings. Adults have long red legs and long pointed red beaks, and measure on average 100–115 cm from beak tip to end of tail, with a 155–215 cm wingspan.

A. -I saw a white stork!
B. -Was it pretty?
A. -I guess so.

Freci menta

“You’re rubbing the mint” is its translation from Romanian but it is used to tell someone they are not doing anything.
It comes from the idea that rubbing mint on a table was one of the more pleasant works a slave could do, and it was very easy.

“Iar stai și freci menta?” = You are rubbing the mint again?
“Nu mai freca menta!” = Stop rubbing the mint!

Șefu tău

It is a nickname used by the “bombardieri” kind of people in Romania

“- Dă-te că vine Șefu tău”
(- Get out of the way ‘cause Șefu tău is coming

Ca pula

Translates to “like dick” but it usually refers to bad, terrible or other similar adjectives.
It is used in Romanian often to express current state of emotion or to tell someone how they look, also may be used to specify the quality of something.

“Masa asta e ca pula” = This table is bad
“Arăți ca pula” = You look terrible
“Mă simt ca pula” = I am feeling awful
“Copacul ăla e ca pula mea” = That tree is like my dick