23:58

Also known as: 11:58 PM

A time of day in between 23:57 and 23:59.

- Hey, what time is it?
- It’s 23:58. Time to get to bed.

23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

nineteen-oh-never

Also: 19-oh-never

Very outdated.

Synonyms: eighteen-ninety-never, nineteen-seventy-never, etc.

Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.

00:02

Also known as: 12:02 AM

The time of day in between 00:01 and 00:03.

- Hey, do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yeah, it’s 00:02.

5783

A Hebrew calendar year, starting on September 26, 2022, and ending with nightfall on September 15, 2023. It falls right in between two embolismic (13-month) years, 5782 and 5784.

- Hey, what year is this again?
- We are currently in the year 5783.
- Thank you

23:15

The 675th minute after noon and the forty-fifth before midnight; the time between 23:14 and 23:16.

- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yes, it’s 23:15. Time for you to get in bed.

STF

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!