Cockapoopoopeepeeshire

One of two names the early settlers of Rhode Island considered naming it. According to Family Guy anyway.

So what do we call this state? Lets flip. Heads, Rhode Island. Tails... Cockapoopoopeepeeshire.

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left turn

Arguably the most exciting part of watching professional racing.

"Yeah, so we were watching the Grand Prix yesterday when something amazing happened. You'll never guess. They made a left turn! Oh my god, that was exhilarating!"

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speecial

More special than special.

"After spending my third year at summer school I finally realized how speecial I am."

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purple lunchbox

Better known as the Nintendo GameCube. After all, it sorta looks like one. Really though what was Nintendo thinking?

"Hey, I just got Super Smash Bros Melee for the purple lunchbox!"

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but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.

Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."

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4crap

A mocking nickname given to the website 4chan by those who generally hate it.

Person 1: lets get us some moar bread pr0n lulz!
Person 2: You sir are proof that 4crap is the cancer of the Internet.

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Rule 36

If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.

Guy 1: "Porn of bread? You've gotta be kidding! Who would fap to that?"
Guy 2: "Rule 36."

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