Mush

Mush is an entity in itself. A special sight, massive in stature. He lies in the mid-range between a Big Chonker and Oh Lawd He’s Coming. He appears lazy and grumpy at first glance, but that is a rare, ancient, apparatus utilized to conserve energy for the betterment of society. He is graceful in his nature and has a multitude of specialized skills. You won’t be mistaken when you see Mush. Always greet him with the utmost respect and gratitude.

“Hey look over there! That has to be Mush!”

“The end of WW2 began upon the Mush great head-butt which landed in the locations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.”

“Woah, that’s a good ole’ lad, hey Mush’”