yukke

The bassist from MUCC. He has a bowlcut and wears lots of black eyemake up.

Let's just say he is the human form of a nie.

Yukke is going to marry a blonde foreigner and have a daughter named Carrie.

He also hates mushrooms.

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OMGackt

Short for Oh my Gackt; a play on OMG. It implies that you see Gackt as a God.

Note: Most people who use OMGackt use it to make fun of Gackt/Gackt fangirls.

Some girl said, "OMGackt!", but was actually serious about it, so Mitchi and I had to rip off her arms and use them to strangle her.

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king sized

A size of candy bar.

If you eat too many king sized candy bars, that's the size you too will become.

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boflcopter

The male reproductive organ, AKA the penis.

His boflcopter is so large it pierced a hole through David's throat.

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D:<

An angry face, like ><.

use D:<!!!! if you're super angry.

online girlfriend: I'm actually a man..
loser guy: But we have cybersex! D:<!!!

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glay

A really rocking Japanese band. Actually talented, which is a rarity among Japanese bands.

Incredibly popular in Japan; has an incredible catch phrase (YAY for GLAY!).

Iluvjapan: OMG MORNING MUSUME IS SUGOI!

EchanxKana: You stupid fuck, Morning Musume is just a band that tries to make up for their own lack of talent by incorporating as many members as possible. Go listen to some GLAY. They can actually play instruments.


2. YAY for GLAY!

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gal

A slang word for the word kogal. Used because the word kogal now implies things like prostitution.

I'mma go tan myself and then slap on some flour but ohhoho, when Hideki Souna offers me ten billion yen to sleep with him I will refuse, because I am a gal and stupid.

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