Kantian

People that must always sit in the front of the class, either to pay attention or overachieve

That Kantian lad has a perfect 100 in this class quick sit next to him so we can cheat.

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High School

A Hellhole.

Consists of instagram/Snapchat losers: People who flex on instagram/snapchat but are lames when you see them at school

Preppy girls: Girls who think they are superior at school and drive the newest jeep to school

The "Elite": they obsess over Vineyard Vines and 90 percent of them try to have "one black friend" so they can say the N word and not seem racist.

Nerds: Most of them act like entitled pricks because they had a "Harsh Upbringing" or something. The ones who wont let you see the homework answers because you were absent deserved to be shoved on the locker walls until the metal starts clanging.

Jocks: lives with a upper class family or with a single mom thinking they are superior, but cant even do simple multiplication depending on the school they go to.

Emos: it sounds like they want to commit suicide, but they are just listening to $uicideboy$, Lil Uzi Vert, and Marilyn Manson.

Normal/chill people: people trying to get an A but they have to deal with a social life, parents, and possibly a job. Their parents turn from friendly to an enemy when their son/daughter enters high school. It may sound like they're trying to toughen their kid up, but its actually stressing them out. They deal with constant shit from the teachers, as the American High School system is flawed.

Class of 2016 or lower: my high school years were a breeze, we did-

Class of 2017, 2018 and 2019: we dont speak about high school in these parts.

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Parred

A special type of roast for being an SJW. People who are Parred get triggered and upload a rant on twitter or Tumblr.

SJW: I got freaking parred we must destroy all men

SJW: right back at ya lets rant on some men.

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