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A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
When you and your boys go out on a Saturday night and try to bone the ugliest girl they can find. The winner is the guy with the ugliest girl.
As juniors at Penn State, my roommates and I went hogging every Saturday night - starting at Players and finishing at the Rathskeller. Zake won by boning a girl with an eyepatch and backne.
When one stands to pee at a urinal and the urine sprays out in every direction except into the toilet.
Zake has erradick so bad he pissed on his own back.