The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.
The worst person you could ever meet. An absolute asshole of a person. There may be one or two people that like him, but besides that, no one loves him (Except for his boyfriend)
Guy 1: Why is that guy so annoying?
Guy 2: I know he's such a Dylan Hayes
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