Ooo

The remains of the world following a nuclear war so devastating it nearly wiped humanity off the face of the earth. Population: 40% edible

Long haired child: Man, Ooo is bigger than I thought.
Elastic dog: Totally, dude.

Intergnomation

The process of connecting a gnome to the intra-gnomatic communication network (IGCN). Achieved by inserting one or more gnomes into the soil, via the hat, after intravenously injecting the gnome with giggleberry juice.

Jess: Hey, wanna go for drinks on tuesday?
Sam: Ugh, I'd love to, but I'm on intergnomation duty all week.