James Morrison

When a snail magically grows arms and legs resembling that of a Dutch woman alongside a questionably fruity personality

Look at that snail he’s a real James Morrison

jockem

A jockem is the alternative name to a males doinky doink/Roger... also known as the penis

Freddy: " geeeeet your jockem outtttt ! "

Ringo: * proceeds to get his penis out of his trousers and wave it around like a cheese string on a windy day.