Call of Duty

Currently the best form of contraception known to man. It keeps the raping strictly to video games, rather than on the streets because we ALL know that these kids have never seen a real pair of tits before.

Sally: Hey John! Eat my pussy! :D

John: Umm... no... I'm playing call of duty right now, but what's a pussy? :O

Sally: -_- a doughnut...

John: Can you just bring it over? :(

Sally:... fuck you john

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