Cameron

A lizard-like creature that hunts for "older men" and tries to catch them to search for a small penis, they then if found, will try to somehow deep-throat it followed by grunting the words Camern-Rov-Toooo-FRUCK!!!! This mating call can be heard around the world and this sometimes can be an announcement to fuck yourself. However, if you say the words "Cameron, go fuck yourself" he will literally go and suck his millimetre peter because of his strange rib cage that allows a self-mating process. You will then have time to run away while that happens.

Eat your dick like Cameron.