🔪

Knife

Guy 1: 🔪

Guy 2: *dies*

18👍 10👎

Konrad

A name for someone who enjoys staring at children in the park and probably has a few in his basement.

Guy 1: Oh no it is Konrad!

Guy 2: Come on not again...

Guy 3: Just go Konrad.

Konrad: Damn, well at least I was able to capture two children today.

7👍 26👎

Teresa Deli

The worst Polski Sklep

Teresa Deli looks like it was made out of cardboard.

KKK

Short for Krazy Kool Konrad

"Watch out here come the KKK"

1👍 5👎

Leoni

Shortest person that you will meet.

Leoni is short
Haha

7👍 5👎

Car

It go vroom.

Car: Vroooom!