Ke$hqua Monkeys

The people who write questions that don't make sense for school books.

Question: If a pear is round, how many pancakes are there on the floor, plus potatoes?
A. 0
B. 0
C. 0
D. 0

Person 1: This question is so confusing! Who wrote this?
Person 2: Ke$hqua monkeys.

But WHY?!

What you ask your mother at least 5 times every single day...well at least before she slaps you.

Mom: Hurry up and eat your toast!

Me: But WHY?!

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Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

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