Andy

An Andy is a term which commonly defines the worst preforming member of your Fantasy Football League. Andy's typically pretend to have vast football knowledge, however year after year it is proven that this is not the case. Typically Andy's are referred to as the "Karen's" of your fantasy league. Andy's often complain, blame others for their inability to roster decent players and produce a score which is not the laughing stock of the league week after week. In the event and Andy does produce a decent fantasy score this is usually due to some sort of coincidence and cannot be attributed to any actual ability or intellectual prowess.

1. Damn bro you better hit the waiver wire you are looking like the leagues Andy this year.

2. Listen man, you are the Andy that drafted your team... Do not blame other for your toilet bowl squad of ragamuffins.

Mediterra-ed

The act of being sucked into a downward spiral of Competitive drinking brought about by simply engaging with your neighbors in friendly conversation. Being Mediterra-ed typically involves copious amounts of Busch Light, White Claw ( or equivalent), and shots. Symptoms of being Mediterra-ed include but are not limited to the following: the need for all the tacos, headache, fatigue, green bean yard spew, and obnoxious texts.

I went to help fix Justin’s (insert any household item) and boom before you know it it was Mediterra-ed.

Commishioner

Being a Commishioner is a noble responsibility that comes with great power and influence. As the leader of your league, you set the tone, enforce the rules, and ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all gamers. Often times there will be Andy's. Much like Karen's, Andy's are always butt-hurt and have something to complain about. Frequently it is due to their lack of football knowledge and terrible draft and roster production on a week-by-week basis.

A typical "Andy" would use as follows: The Commishioner is unfair, he teases me when I don't break 100 points and it hurts my feelings.