athletic

What fat people in denial call themselves.

800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.

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butherface

The origin of this word is that it is something you would say of a girl with a nice body, but an ugly face:
"Dude, everything's hot BUT HER FACE" ie she becomes a "butterface."

Bonus: if you say it about a girl, she thinks it sounds sweet!

"That chick was a butherface. I'd do her if I could paper bag her."

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blinglet

A little piece of pizzazz given to anything by making a little improvement or modification that goes a long way.

That title intro is a lot cooler with all those little blinglets.

napple

A nipple that spans most of the boob's surface

Imagine a pizza , but on a boob

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