Foot Buger

The solidified brown gunk on the inside sole of your shoe or sandal when you wear them without socks.

Those Thrift Store shoes were cute, but they were filled with foot buger, so I passed.

ghost cursor

When your laptop crashes, and you're sitting 3 feet from it, watching the cursor dance around the screen on its own, clicking on random things, to your horror.

" I keep getting pics of Walmart fruit and anteaters giving birth, cuz the ghost cursor is jumping all over the screen & I can't catch it"