BTEC

An accronym for 'Babs the Ejaculating Cow'

I asked BTEC if i could borrow his copy of Primal Fear

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Fagliazondg

the realy name for a gay person

"hey look jordan smith is coming this way"

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neal anderson

The skinniest person you will ever meet. Anorexic. He looks as if he hasn't eaten in weeks.

Neal looks like he is dying.

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Whatchamacallit

An awesome candy bar, very, very sexified. Peanutbutter... Caramel... chocolate.... mmmmmm.
Also, its that thing that you can never remember the name for.

1. Mmmmmm, whatchamacallit
2. GAH! whats that thing... you know, the whatchamacallit?

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mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

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JW

To milk your minor cancer-scare for all the emotion and sympathy that it's worth - whilst simultaneously emploring people not to take your ceaseless over-dramatic movies as attention-whoring. Often used to distract people from the real issue and get away with blue murder.

"I was going to level with my girlfriend about my cheating the other day - but in the end I just decided pull a JW - after 2 solid hours of heartfelt goodbyes she didn't suspect a thing!!"

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Luggage

An extremely clingy/irritating person, usually used as a name for the person rather than insult.

Piss off Luggage
Is Luggage coming?
You're very clingy/irritating Luggage

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