The act of combining letters of a language to make them sound and look like more than they are. Usually when you 'English' it ends in anger and universal collapse
Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.
Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?
Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a JÅl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!