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A sex story is a story that you looked up on urban dictionary because you're a sad fuck who needs to fap off because you probably have safe search on because of your parents and couldn't go to pornhub. Go get a fucking life you horny 12 year old who needs to see a therapist, and if you're not 12 then you're 40 and you wish you were 18 again so you could get girls but you're a depressed piece of shit so instead you decide to go read some sex stories or molest girls on discord so you can feel better about your fucking shithole of a life.
A young hot girl and I had sex. Details details details about this sex story to make you fap off alone in your 1 bedroom apartment because you didn't go to college and work at fucking burger king.
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Jake: I'm kinda sad right now bro
Shawn: Yeah well its okay but like based off how I was last night I think you should focus on me
Jake: stfu you taunkter
"Senpai baka" is actually Japanese, which would translate to "upperclassman idiot". However, uwu bitchy cookie girls will use it to be cutesie and tsundere, but in reality, is cringy and nobody gives a fuck.
uwu cookie girl ð¥ºð¥ºð¥º: uwu owo s-s-s-s-senpai baka uwu meanie
everybody: Shut the fuck up you cunt ass motherfucking tit sucking hoe your mom probably didn't love you as a child