Tori-ing

Tori-ing is a verb, meaning to stalk, obsess over and micromanage someone's life, much like overly attached girlfriend, except you can literally just be friends and get Tori'd by someone.

"Hey, why did Dave and Amanda break up?"

"Man, you didn't hear? She started Tori-ing him real hard. Keyed his car for working late."

"I think that girl likes me."

"NO, dude, not her. You would get Tori'd so hard."

Hatesimping

When you have a falling out with your friend and they go to your mutual enemy to talk trash about you, all of a sudden they seem like insufferable besties when they hated each other just a few months ago.

"Whoa, why is Terry hanging out with Katy now? I thought they hated each other!"

"They did, but Terry had a disagreement with her ex bestie and now she's hatesimping."

"How did those two get so close so fast? Last I heard, Jeanie and Rose were sworn enemies!"

"Oh, they aren't really close, Jeanie is just hatesimping Rose right now because of some drama."

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."