Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.
That piece of paper travels through the multiverse space at absolute speed.
Thunder also known as a furfag. But really he's really cool. He cares about other people more than himself. He's athletic and funny. He will do a lot of dumb shit just to make other laugh and forget about their problems.
He doesn't care what you are as long as your good in the heart.
Thunder is epic.