Golden dribble

Kind of like a golden shower except the person

That’s going pee has an enlarged prostate

Would you like a golden dribble?

Cumber batch

A bitch a nicer way of calling someone a bitch
So you don’t get in trouble

Can you take out the garbage?
Ok you cumber batch

Dopple drunk

Someone who looks like you and is you
But they say and do things when you are drunk
And you can’t remember

Last night you where acting crazy dancing all over that bar. What? I don’t remember that must have been my dopple drunk