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Pig fucker

(1) One who engages in sexual activity with pigs
(2) An Islamaphobe
(3) See David Cameron
(4) One who engages in sexual activity with police officers
(5) General asshole

Thomas put his penis in a swine. What a pig fucker.

by Yezek April 28, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bolsonaro

Shit in human form. Also, see covidiot.

Bolsonaro is the most useless politician alive and should be converted into compost.

by Yezek April 28, 2020

430πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


dislike bot

When you artificially put lots of dislikes on a YouTube video. It used by people who weaponise the dislike button.
There are multiple ways of doing it:
(1) Make lots of accounts and dislike the video with all the accounts.
(2) Pay someone or multiple people to do (1) on your behalf.
(3) Publicly encourage people to dislike the video.

Me: Why do I suddenly have 30 more dislikes on my video? Someone must have sent a dislike bot to me.

by Yezek April 13, 2020

30πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž


Tana mongeau

A covidiot who selfishly parties during the coronavirus pandemic with people who are confirmed to be positive for covid. What a selfish brat. She, like Jake Paul doesn't give a shit about public safety and is just another useless book-cover celebrity influencer. It's ironic because most "influencers" are usually bad influences.

Tana mongeau is an enemy of the people.

by Yezek August 10, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


UCAT

AKA UKCAT.
A form of psychological torture exclusively for aspiring doctors (or other healthcare professionals) in the UK.
Short for "university clinical aptitude test".

Me (age 8): When I grow up, I want to be a doctor.
Me (age 16): Gets 2200 on the UCAT.
UCAS: "Your application for this choice has been unsuccessful."

by Yezek December 17, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Katie Hopkins

The Queen of the Karens.

She is a nasty, horrible vile excuse for a human being.

She says the most bigoted things. She is known for her racist, islamaphobic, homophobic, casteist, and all other -ist and -phobic things that you can imagine.

Hear are some things that she said:
(1) She would not allow her kids to interact with people based on their names as it indicates they are of a "lower class". I shit you not.
(2) She has called for a "Final Solution" (which is a WW2 Nazi reference to killing the Jews).
(3) She wrongly accused a Muslim family for being extremists when they were denied entry to America to go to Disneyland. She also had to pay £150,000 in damages.
(4) During the 2016 mayoral elections, she threatened to shove a sausage up her STD infested ass if Sadiq Khan won over Zac Goldsmith (who also happens to be an asshole). Fortunately, Sadiq won.
(5) She is also known for making misogynistic comments (how ironic). By that, I don't mean just anti-feminist comments, but legit sexism.
(6) She claims that fasting in Ramadan causes violence.
(7) She also doesn't like naming children after geographic locations even though one of her kids is called India. See facepalm.
(8) She is also against vaccines. But don't worry. Her children won't be anywhere near our "low class" kids.

She is so vile that even the daily mail fired her.

International Karen Award: And the winner of this year's IKA award is (drumroll)
Katie Hopkins!

by Yezek July 27, 2020

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


meameamealokkapoowa oompa

A massive number. Here's it's value:
{{L100,10}10,10&L,10}10,10
Don't ask me to explain how these curly brackets work, looks like a bunch of error-laden code to me.
This number is so big that we simply do not have enough atoms in our observable universe to even write the number.

Convict: Please, judge. Show me mercy!
Judge: I'll give you a choice!
Convict: Thank you!
Judge: 7 days in solitary confinement...OR... meameamealokkapoowa oompa nanoseconds in jail.
Convict: The second one!
Judge: Enjoy your {{L100,10}10,10&L,10}10,10 years in the lock!
Convict: If only I paid attention in Maths class.

by Yezek March 22, 2018

29πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž