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Pig fucker

(1) One who engages in sexual activity with pigs
(2) An Islamaphobe
(3) See David Cameron
(4) One who engages in sexual activity with police officers
(5) General asshole

Thomas put his penis in a swine. What a pig fucker.

by Yezek April 28, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


meameamealokkapoowa oompa

A massive number. Here's it's value:
{{L100,10}10,10&L,10}10,10
Don't ask me to explain how these curly brackets work, looks like a bunch of error-laden code to me.
This number is so big that we simply do not have enough atoms in our observable universe to even write the number.

Convict: Please, judge. Show me mercy!
Judge: I'll give you a choice!
Convict: Thank you!
Judge: 7 days in solitary confinement...OR... meameamealokkapoowa oompa nanoseconds in jail.
Convict: The second one!
Judge: Enjoy your {{L100,10}10,10&L,10}10,10 years in the lock!
Convict: If only I paid attention in Maths class.

by Yezek March 22, 2018

29πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


AppNana

A very successful pyramid scheme. I'm surprised how nobody else caught on.

You sign up. Usually because your friend gets you to put in his code. You do that and gain 2500 nanas. Now, you want some points, so you get 5 people to put in your code, then they get 5 people to put in their code. Because you can put in a code every time, 5 people put in your code, it is horribly unsustainable.

Using exponential calculations, you will need more than the world population to be able to put in some else's code 15 times, and that's assuming everyone will be willing to do that:

1
5
25
125
625
3125
5625
78125
390.625 Similar population of a medium sized city
1,953,125 2/3 of Greater Manchester's population
9,765,625 Similar to Sweden's population
48,828,125 Almost twice the Australian population
244,140,625 More than the United States population
1,220,703,125 Slightly less than the population of India
6,103,515,625 Around 1.5x the population of Asia
30,517,578,125 Around 4 times the world population

Pyramid schemes are illegal, but they are very smart about this. They don't get you to pay with money, they get you to pay with your time.

My friend: What's up? I got this cool app which lets you get paid apps for free! It's called AppNana.
Me: You've been scammed.

by Yezek January 5, 2020


Democratic People's Republic of Korea

(1) Not democratic
(2) Not for the people
(3) Definitely not a Republic

Here is more accurate name for Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
The Totalitarian Aristocratic Dynasty of Korea.

by Yezek July 2, 2020

69πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dislike bot

When you artificially put lots of dislikes on a YouTube video. It used by people who weaponise the dislike button.
There are multiple ways of doing it:
(1) Make lots of accounts and dislike the video with all the accounts.
(2) Pay someone or multiple people to do (1) on your behalf.
(3) Publicly encourage people to dislike the video.

Me: Why do I suddenly have 30 more dislikes on my video? Someone must have sent a dislike bot to me.

by Yezek April 13, 2020

29πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž


Tana mongeau

A covidiot who selfishly parties during the coronavirus pandemic with people who are confirmed to be positive for covid. What a selfish brat. She, like Jake Paul doesn't give a shit about public safety and is just another useless book-cover celebrity influencer. It's ironic because most "influencers" are usually bad influences.

Tana mongeau is an enemy of the people.

by Yezek August 10, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bolsonaro

Shit in human form. Also, see covidiot.

Bolsonaro is the most useless politician alive and should be converted into compost.

by Yezek April 28, 2020

429πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž