Cornholing

A methodology protocol for clandestine, deceptionary tactics of Thomas J Foolery, characterized by the act of inserting goods and services in areas forbade (rectum, vaginational cavities, and what have you nots) upon inspection by authoritarians and their happenings, ongoings, and bickerings. The term cornholoing is referenced daily in popular culture, disguised as inside hilarities, specifically by those of the redneck faction of humans. The act of cornholing is employed by factions of entrepreneurial entities known as cartels, in which they seek out unwitting members of the short bus coalition to insert goods and services into buttholes, vaginals, and cavities of unknown origins. They wrap and cover the goods and or services in plastic and oversee application of a petroleum jelly like substance in order for a smoother, less agonizing, and at times/in some cases, pleasurable insertion of the productionals (think cocaine, meth, mdma, varieties of the opiates, babies, fake ids, etc).

Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.

There will most assuredly be a plethora of cornholings with the new shipments coming in from the border.