Mulan

A male member of a team who has to take a post-match communal bath or shower, whereupon his peers gleefully discover that he has a virtually non-existent penis

“Yo, check out the tiny wang on …. there’s a fucking Mulan in here!”

Poogle search

The act of standing up from the throne and losing something of value from a back pocket into the mess beneath.... prompting the need for a "poogle search" to retrieve said item

Sorry I didn't reply, lost my phone in the bowl and had to do a Poogle Search. It's drying in a bag of rice