nigerian crowbar

n. the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick.

1. For his birthday Paul's abusive alcoholic father gave him a nigerian crowbar.

2. Jimmy winked at Joe, and then gave him a nigerian crowbar.

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crossing the line

v. showering with a man and then putting your mouth around his penis

I can admire a man's penis in the shower, but putting my mouth on it is crossing the line.

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